He parakariki hiroki i roto i te kakahu ngeru me te mono whakaeneene i roto i tana kaihe, ka wiriwiri i tana reke reka me te hiahia kia moehia e tana hoa wahine. Ka kuhu tetahi wahine moe wahine i te here pango ki roto i te Topanga o te kotiro ka moea tana ahua kuri. Te kuhu rua mo te ahuareka rua.
Aue, super...
Kei te pirangi ahau ki te whakapouri ia ia
He wahine ataahua me nga tits whakamiharo, he aha te rip-off! Kei te tino mohio ahau ki te taangata, kaore e taea te whakakore i taua taangata, ka taea e koe te pahua i a ia i etahi atu wa!
Ko te reinga o te karapu kaiako. He iti nei te uru ki tona waha. Ka taea e ia te whakamahi ki te whakaako waiata latin, ki te taraiwa poi ranei.
He uwha tenei tauira tukutuku - i whakahurihia ahau kia kaha ai au mo ana mahi hangai! Mena ka whai waahi ahau ki te tuku i taku tiihi ki roto i ona kanohi!
He pai ki taku tuahine ki te haere mai ki te tirotiro i taku tungane me te whakamaarama i tana taumahatanga. Ae, kei te mahi te kaihe inaianei - ka taea e koe te haere marie ki te ra. Ma te ahua o te kaihe, ka nui ake te hunga whakamihi. Ka mihi tonu ia ki tana tuakana!
I haere mai te pipi whero mo te nama. I tirotirohia e te kaitohutohu putea tana utu i runga tonu i te teepu. Fucked ia i roto i ona rua katoa. He pai te hua. Kei te haere te nama. Koe betcha, ngote pera.
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